Last weekend, Hidetaka Miyazaki was awarded the Pulitzer Prize in General Nonfiction for the item descriptions in Bloodborne. Rumors of infighting among the Nominating Jury were rampant these past weeks, with half the jurors calling the item descriptions, “Brilliant storytelling devices,” and the other half remarking, “We didn’t even read the item descriptions. The game’s story is ass.”
On Saturday, virtual fishing enthusiasts around the world flocked to California to witness the seventeenth-annual Bassmaster Procaster virtual fishing tournament. There, the world’s greatest virtual fishing champions, Harrison Helms, Benjamin Voudaoud, and Bootsy Collins met to exchange pleasantries before beginning preparations for the day’s contest.
God of War has matured since Ascension in 2013 and so has its audience. Keen to please fans of the series while drawing a larger following, Santa Monica did extensive focus testing with fans and new players alike. The results may shock you.
Vacated just twenty minutes ago when the previous tenant let his guard down, this bespoke wooden shanty hut features all the comforts of modern living you expect and a dozen extras you couldn’t possibly. Walk, run, or barrel roll through the front door and feast your eyes on the back door. Neighbors suggest you keep both shut on account of the “giant fucking mosquitoes” that fancy popping by.
Fans of Spider-Man 2 have wondered for years why Tobey Maguire sounded so tired delivering the hit game’s dialogue. We sent one of our Los Angeles correspondents to the Maguire Estate to uncover the secret behind one of gaming’s biggest mysteries. Here’s what we learned.
If you are reading this, it means I am in dire straits. Yamatai wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. I’m cold and lonely. The rain is incessant and I am in constant fear for my life. I need a poncho. I need Neosporin. I am willing to give you priceless ancient relics, handcrafted bow parts, suggestive photos, anything.
On June fifth, 2017, The Elder Scrolls Online was found dead, floating down the Colorado River with a note that read, “It’s not the same.” Nevada resident and high school senior, Billy Guenther, found the body while jogging early that morning. “At first I worried someone dropped their copy of Skyrim in the river,” Billy told reporters. “The thing looked like Skyrim from far away, but as I got closer, I realized I’d made a huge mistake. It wasn’t Skyrim at all. It was the Elder Scrolls Online. And it wasn’t breathing.”
Do you spend “too much time” playing video games? Live in the shadow of a successful spouse? Is your past a fiery highway of failed endeavors paved with the fragments of broken dreams? If yes to any of the above, then you need Dr. Ron Biegel’s newest book, Parachute, The Gamer’s Guide to Stopping a Life in Freefall.
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