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GLaDOS Hosts a Game Show
The following is a transcript of an experimental game show hosted by GLaDOS, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, known for her work in Aperture Labs. Due to the impossible nature of the game’s questions and high rate of player fatality these episodes were never aired.
Resident Evil’s story is notoriously complex. The first game introduces a specialized police force, a secret biomedical research company, various mutated creatures, a double agent, an underground laboratory, two protagonists, and multiple endings.
In what fans are calling, “about damn time,” Nintendo names Steven Seagal the newest addition to the Super Smash Brothers’ family. Seagal won the honor at a Manhattan charity ball, the proceeds of which went toward the humanitarian relief organization, Actors Without Awards, of which Steven is a lifetime member.
Last weekend, Hidetaka Miyazaki was awarded the Pulitzer Prize in General Nonfiction for the item descriptions in Bloodborne. Rumors of infighting among the Nominating Jury were rampant these past weeks, with half the jurors calling the item descriptions, “Brilliant storytelling devices,” and the other half remarking, “We didn’t even read the item descriptions. The game’s story is ass.”
On Saturday, virtual fishing enthusiasts around the world flocked to California to witness the seventeenth-annual Bassmaster Procaster virtual fishing tournament. There, the world’s greatest virtual fishing champions, Harrison Helms, Benjamin Voudaoud, and Bootsy Collins met to exchange pleasantries before beginning preparations for the day’s contest.
God of War has matured since Ascension in 2013 and so has its audience. Keen to please fans of the series while drawing a larger following, Santa Monica did extensive focus testing with fans and new players alike. The results may shock you.
Vacated just twenty minutes ago when the previous tenant let his guard down, this bespoke wooden shanty hut features all the comforts of modern living you expect and a dozen extras you couldn’t possibly. Walk, run, or barrel roll through the front door and feast your eyes on the back door. Neighbors suggest you keep both shut on account of the “giant fucking mosquitoes” that fancy popping by.
Fans of Spider-Man 2 have wondered for years why Tobey Maguire sounded so tired delivering the hit game’s dialogue. We sent one of our Los Angeles correspondents to the Maguire Estate to uncover the secret behind one of gaming’s biggest mysteries. Here’s what we learned.
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